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beartier:

lava really pisses me off cuz like

i know it could melt my face off but then i see a picture like this and

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i want to dip my hands in it

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precumming:

dlubes:

Changing the radio to something decent

I WAS ABOUT TO CUSS YOU OUT BUT CHANDELIER IS THE BEST SONG OF THE YEAR SO YOU GET A PASS

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whistlings:

I want someone to decribe me the way Miles did to Alaska <3

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ostolero:

dogs deserve to live forever

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

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guiseofgentlewords:

my father told me once to never date anyone who talks smoothly around you from the start because if someone likes you they should be a little nervous and honestly i think that’s some of the best advice anyone has ever given me

(via dylandudicle)

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sopranish:

thehylianinthetardis:

Her wit backfired and created one of the greatest awards show moments ever.

That moment Jennifer Lawrence was the one able to sexually harass Jack Nicholson. And it worked.

(via kingudamu)

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annicron:

look at this thing i got at the airport when leaving germany

it’s a giant tic tac box filled with tiny tic tac boxes

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myramylove:

I don’t think I can do any of these.

(via pubed)

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